There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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