You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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