I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
false alarm. still invincible.
Farmville is her only friend.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize