I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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