you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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