How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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