The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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