Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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