And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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