I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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