Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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