Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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