Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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