shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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