My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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