A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I supernannyed him into submission
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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