Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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