is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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