I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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