...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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