You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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