so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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