so that wasnt chicken after all
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize