bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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