Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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