the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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