Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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