Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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