What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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