Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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