So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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