Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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