How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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