I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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