she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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