She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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