Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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