im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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