She went from zero to smokin in five shots
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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