He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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