okay pat passed out under dana's car
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My pussy is not your playground.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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