can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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