That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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