i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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