I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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