So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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