That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
