This dress was meant to end up on your floor
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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