Your tits are I can't wait for
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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