operation harelip BJ is a go
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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