Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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