I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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