You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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